When Home Cookin' Goes Too Far
Yes, you heard it here. We're home growing a human bean! Whoops, I mean, being . What can I say? I'm whipped! I love her from my head tomatoes. Yeah, the economy isn't so great right now. We're takin' a whisk, but it'll sure be nice to have a third pair of hands to help with the cooking.
While she's slow cooking our future little chef, I'll be prepping my best dad jokes for the next 9 months, just in time for the season.
P.S. In case you were wondering... If it's a boy, we shall call him Alfredo. If it's a girl, we will name her Mari. Middle name, Nara.
Why You'll Love It
Both costumes are made from 100% polyester for a comfortable fit, no matter how preggers she is. Both attach with velcro for easy wear over layers of clothing, for the chilliest nights. Plan on having more? Hold onto these costumes for a future Halloween, when you may need them again. Got some sauce on your costume? Hand ash with cold water and hang to dry. Do not iron or bleach.