Shart happens, but now you don't have to be the party pooper with our shart wipes!

Never let Taco Tuesday strike fear into your heart again because now your guts can go nuts over those delicious bean-filled burritos because you'll be fully equipped to handle any slippery accidents without anyone else being the wiser!

Not just an April Fool's prank!

That's right! You can bust this inappropriate restroom poop pranking pack out for birthdays, Father's Day, or leave it out as a fun surprise for your guests when they sneak off into your bath room to make an offering to the porcelain throne. Whether it's for dad, coworkers, or other men in your life, they'll get a kick out of this silly pooter pack.

Can I actually use these wipes?

You sure can! Travel or pocket size pack for when you're farting on-the-go, or when a sneeze turns into "Oh my God, Chad. What's that running down your leg?!" these unscented wet wipes are here for you. So feel confident in your clean up the next time you accidentally let a slippery one slide... or for our frequent messy farters, check out Witty Yeti's Shart Survival Kit that includes a pair of emergency underwear for farts gone wrong!

Make Secret Santa unforgettable.

This inappropriate White Elephant gift might get you onto Santa's naughty list this holiday season, unless the big man himself uses this as the funniest stocking stuffer this Christmas. No one will ever forget this dirty (and maybe a little gross) yankee swap xmas present from the office prankster.

What's in the box?

You will receive 1 pack of "Clean Booty Shart Wipes" with 10 non-alcoholic wet wipes. Wipes NOT FLUSHABLE

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Satisfaction Assured for Life!

If you aren't completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!