Whoever said that swearing doesn't pay off? So, do what you love, and save money all at the same time. This swear bank by Brass Monkey features a glass front (with gold foil art) and a slot for coins on the top, so it's easy to pay up when your slip up. It's even f-ing hangable so your wall décor can keep you in line. Bonus: this swear box comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option). Created by Mike Sayre and Melanie Bridges way back in 2020, Brass Monkey was founded on the idea that there's a world between fine china and bobblehead dolls. That products can have personality, without becoming roadside souvenirs. So that's where you'll find them…making beautiful, well-designed items that just happen to have a sense of humor. Who said that art school and open-mic nights were such a waste of time? We're looking at you, dad.