The Old Fart's Shart Protection System

When they're about to hit BINGO, the last thing they want is to let nature's call rob them of that sweet win. Before heading to the retirement community's recreation hall, strapping into The Shart Protection System will have them prepared for a wild victory shuffle. The dual hole security will have all those rowdy pappies and grannies covered in case a sneaky fart becomes a muddy shart or their geriatric shouts of triumph cause a bit of a bladder spatter.

Hilarious Gag Gift for Over the Hill Birthdays

Bring your weird humor to 40th, 50th, and 60th birthday parties or retirement celebrations with this funny old man gift. The whole room will erupt in laughter when partiers catch a glimpse of the grinning grandpa showing off his streak free tighty whities. This silly prank gift is a showstopping novelty present for men and women who love good denture-dropping giggle. It's also an awesome Yankee swap gift or dirty Santa idea for office, family, or friends' holiday gift exchanges too!