Do you read books? Do you like to think of yourself as a cultured individual? If so, then this is the perfect gift for you! Or Looking for the perfect gift for your book lover friend or wife? Look no further than the I Don't Watch P*rn, I F*cking Read it tree decoration. This hilarious bookmark is the perfect way to get them in the Christmas spirit. This is also perfect for friends, best friends, BFF, women, her, mom, aunt, wife, sister, grandma, or co-worker. So put down the laptop and pick up a book!