Guaranteed to Shock, Insult, and Amuse!

Make (or ruin) someone's day with this perfect gag gift for immature people of all ages. Friend graduating from school? Buddy having a bachelor party? Mother keeps pressuring you to get a job and move out? We've got you covered!

C**T FACT: In Australia, C**T is a Term of Endearment

Put another shrimp on the barby while I eat this bloomin' onion and yell at random passersby, “You call that a knoife, THIS IS A KNOIFE, ya filthy C**T!”...Editor's Note: If you say this to an Australian, God help you. Our sincere apologies to Aussies everywhere, you lovely c**ts.

Express Yourself!

Don't hold in your feelings anymore! You gotta let it go. And what better way than telling your enemies that they are, in fact, c**ts? Share your feelings secretly by slipping the C**T a card - into their desk drawer, through their door, or under the windshield wiper of my C**T ex-wife's Miata.

They'll see the inviting “Hey” and then turn the card over for maximum mirth. You'll dash their expectations expertly! Oh how you'll laugh!

Satisfaction Assured for Life!

If you aren't completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!