Farting Moochie The Slacker Sloth

Ambition. Dreams. Passion. Desire to wear pants.

Moochie The Slacker Sloth lacks all of these qualities, and is totally mellow with it. In fact, he prefers his carefree days … and nights … on the couch.

But…

Moochie's story didn't start out this way.

Once upon time, Moochie was a bright-eyed optimist, with hopes and dreams of success and world domination. The car. The house. The job. He could have had it all…

Then, adulthood happened.
After a couple years of carpool lanes, interoffice memos, and college loans, he realized that being a grownup blows. So, he devised a plan…

To do absolutely zilch. There's nothing that makes him happier than lounging on the couch all day, watching the clock tick by while everyone else suffers the daily grind. Life in the slow lane is Moochie's greatest success, and he relishes every last moment of an existence with zero expectations.

Now, Moochie is the unsung hero of every adult who's had enough of the rat race, but lacks the level of commitment it takes to truly let life roll by.

Living the Dream for You

Moochie the Slacker Sloth is a soft, cuddly, plush sloth who embodies the guilt-free, sedentary lifestyle we all secretly dream of at some point in our life … or day. He's happiest on the couch, but you can take him anywhere you need someone to do some hardcore chilling for you. He won't mind, because as long as he has his plush beer and smoke in hand, he's more than happy to roll with anything, totally stress-free.

Includes: Stuffed Animal, Detachable Beer Bottle, Detachable Smoke, and Gift Tag