BITE, CHEW, SQUEAK - Let your dog get aggressive and wild with this durable, poly canvas stuffed squeaker toy.
THE ART OF THE SHMEAL - Not just a Trump toy, but a hilarious gift of the best phrases yet uttered by the Donald.
START AN ENTERTAINING TUG OF WAR - Your puppy will have lots of fun playing with America's (or perhaps Russia's) pet (or perhaps puppet). Even vigorous chewers will have long-lasting amusement.
WHO NEEDS A BALL, ROPE, OR BONE TO CHEW ON? - Make Dogs' Lives Great Again. Putin approves. And America's #45 is mouthing his satisfaction.
Your purchase of this plush chewing toy will help Farfel's Farm & Rescue in our mission to match rescue dogs with amazing forever families, more than 3,000 saved rescues in 16 years. We also donate to the National Resources Defense Council for every Trump product we sell to help save wildlife and the environment.
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Parody Dog Toys
Farfel's Farm & Rescue's Trump funny presidential parody squeaker dog toy benefits our rescue efforts. This fetch toy says it exactly as it is: No Collusion, Rigged Witch Hunt, Alternative Facts, Fake News, Bigly. He's a Very Stable Genius with a Very, Very Large Brain (on his butt). Donald Trump has spoken every word on Farfel's "Very Stable Genius" chew toy - repeatedly. Farfel's Farm & Rescue saves hundreds of dogs from high-kill shelters in the South every year. We also have a dog and cat boutique in downtown Boulder Colorado since 2005. All of our products are high quality and aimed at making your pet's life more fun and enjoyable.
Laugh and help Farfel's Farm & Rescue, a vocal supporter of those who benefit animals, and a vocal resister of those who abuse, neglect or harm animals.