CRAPPY COMEDY! - The cheesy and dad joke-level line printed on this roll is sure to get a smile and laugh out of you!
BE A POTTY MOUTH! - If you don't like foul language, then this may not be the gift for you. . . or maybe you might be its target!
NO SMEARING HERE! - Image text is printed on every sheet so it won't smear, smudge, or spread. Do your worst!
THE LAUGHS DON'T STOP! - With 240 sheets of two-ply paper per roll, this is the gift that keeps on giving!
A GIFT FOR GROSS MOMENTS! - Try not to think too much about how it'll be used while giving it away at your next birthday, white elephant, office, or secret Santa party!