Offend the bad parkers of the world as much they offend you with their ignorant driving with Witty Yeti's Extra Offensive Bad Parking Cards.

How many times have you asked yourself "Is it really that hard?" as you try not to door ding the terribly parked car next to yours? Whether you deputize yourself or give the gag gift of parking revenge, these bad parking cards will help win the war against arguably the simplest part of driving - parking the damn car.

The cardsThis is the trail of tears of parking jobs

If I ever parked this incompetently I would just kill myself. Though, if you tried, I'm sure you'd fail at that too.

Hellen Keller could have parked this car better than you.

If Hitler were still alive, he would commend this parking job.

Do you work at Planned Parenthood? Cause this is an abortion of a parking job.

Given this parking job, you would undoudtebly win the special olympics of parking.

If your car was a plane and the parking spot the twin towers, 9/11 wouldn't have happened

What's in the Box?

You will receive 25 Witty Yeti bad parking cards, which includes five copies of ten different hilarious and insulting phrases.