CORPORATE JARGON: Are you ready to strategically empower your career trajectory through synergistic corporate alignment!? Then these cards are for you! Mix and match to create thousands of jargon-filled phrases that sound like they came straight from the boardroom—because nothing says success like talking without really saying anything!
BINGO: As an added bonus, flip the cards over for a thrilling game of buzzword bingo during your next Town Hall, All Hands, or Quarterly Update call! Each card has a word or phrase on the back. Before the meeting, choose 9 cards and arrange them in a 3x3 grid. If one of your words or phrases is said during the call, flip the card. First to get 3 in a row wins!
THE PERFECT GIFT FOR YOUR WORK BESTIE: They'll love it. Trust me. Plus, these cards are perfect for crafting professional-sounding emails that will leave the reader both slightly confused, AND with a vague sense of inadequacy. The true mark of success!
DESK ACCESSORY: Town Hall Cards are the ultimate funny desk accessory for work. Whip them out whenever you need to "elevate your career trajectory" or just get through another meeting with a smile!
CONTENTS: The deck includes 92 mini cards, each measuring 2.25in x 1.5in. They're pocket-sized for easy access—and you can quickly toss them into a drawer when the boss walks by.