Just the other day we were thinking to ourselves, "This meeting would be going so much more smoothly if a chicken were participating." But, of course, bringing an actual chicken is impractical because a chicken's lack of pants clashes even with our permissive business casual dress code. This 31/2" electronic Emergency Chicken noisemaker fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much. It includes four sounds - peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk.