Wait 'Til You Get Your Hands On This Turd!

Behold, the soap that'll make you do a double take! It's not just any turd – it's a masterpiece of deception, a lavender-scented, handcrafted wonder that'll leave you questioning reality.

Marvel at its lumpy, poo-like perfection, complete with mystery chunks that'll keep you guessing. We spared no detail in creating the most authentic fake poop soap ever imagined.

Need your doo-doo soap to be extra, ahem, substantial? This colossal creation stretches 6 inches long and 1 ¾ inches wide – because when it comes to poop-shaped soap, size does matter, folks!

Looking for a gift that'll crack up even the sternest of faces? Look no further! This crap-tastic delight is perfect for stocking stuffers, Secret Santa shenanigans, birthdays, and Easter baskets. Brace yourselves for howls of laughter, folks – legendary gift giver status: unlocked.

But wait, there's more! This gender-neutral gem isn't just for your average gift exchange. It's the ultimate trump card for White Elephant parties, costume party grab bags, Yankee Swap madness, and Dirty Santa showdowns. After all, who doesn't love a good poop joke? Perfect for everyone from boys to girls, men to women – because let's face it, nobody outgrows potty humor. This gift is the universal language of laughter, guaranteed to tickle even the most discerning funny bone.

Want to pull an epic, safe, harmless prank on your kids or parents? Leave a bar of sudsy poop on the sink and wait for the action. If you're more into a hands-on gag, enjoy the looks of absolute horror as your friends and family walk in on you washing up for dinner with this gross prank soap. Their shock will be so satisfying, you'll be stoked to surprise the next innocent mark at home, work, or any public restroom in town!