Add a touch of humor to your belongings with this witty vinyl sticker featuring the amusing text 'If I Survive The Rest Of The Week, I'd Like My Straight Jacket To Be Purple Please.' This durable sticker showcases bold black lettering on a white background with a stylish shadow effect, making it perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or any smooth surface. The clever design combines a dash of dark humor with a splash of color preference, making it an ideal accessory for those who appreciate sardonic wit. The sticker features clean, easy-to-read typography and comes with a professional die-cut outline that adds to its visual appeal. Show off your unique sense of humor and make others smile with this conversation-starting decorative sticker that perfectly captures those challenging week vibes.