Clever jokes for non-stop laughs!

Warning! Side effects of these decals may include gut-busting laughter, crying from laughing so hard, and scaring away dumb people. Slap one of our joke warning stickers on any of your vehicles - even a boat, motorcycle, or ATV. Get chuckles and grins while making people think twice about touching your stuff!

10 Unique Designs Say What You're Already Thinking

If you love the smell of diesel in the morning, don't care what other people think, and say what's on your mind, we've got a sticker for that! If you think seatbelts are for wussies and don't want anyone to touch your car, we've got you covered. With so many options to choose from, you'll always have the right car warning decals in your arsenal to let everyone know exactly how you feel.

Make spirits bright by adding some laughs to Christmas!

How do I use these?

Installation is quick and easy! Simply clean the area where you'd like to place the decal, let it dry, peel the adhesive backing off of the sticker and stick it on. Our stickers will adhere to any flat, non-porous surface.

What's in the box?

You will receive ten (10) 3"x5" bumper stickers, each with a different phrase. Our decals are proudly made in the USA.

Satisfaction Assured for Life!

If you aren't completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!